haha! have fun at highschool today NERDS. i’m gonna be doing cool ADULT stuff like sleeping WHENEVER i want and CRYING
all girls are fucking beautiful and if you try to make them feel like they aren’t because they have fuzzy legs or chubby bellies fuck you
If you have good thoughts, they will shine out of your face like sunbeams and you will always look lovely.
"Jordana and I enjoyed an atavistic, glorious fortnight of lovemaking, humiliating teachers and bullying the weak. I have already turned these moments into the Super-8 footage of memory."
|baby:||d... d... d...|
|father:||...dad? omg you are going to say dad as your first word!!!|
|baby:||d... dONT WANNA BE AN AMERICAN IDIOT|
|baby:||*guitar sounds from baby's mouth*|